The Back Alley Film Series has joined with the entire country of the Netherlands to bring you our next movie, New Kids Turbo! A Dutch sketch comedy troupe that started off on TV and the internet has elevated to the silver screen with a cinematic rendering of their own insane brand of ballsy, irreverent, over the top humor. The funny bone gets hit repeatedly with a large mallet on Thursday May 1st at 7:30 PM at Carolina Cinemas Crownpoint.
Five young men with astonishingly low IQ levels all lose their jobs because of an economic crisis and well, being extremely stupid. Their situations in life match their brain capacity and they get pissed off when the government won’t give them extra unemployment benefit$ so they decide to not pay for anything anymore! Eventually the local news gets wind of these valiant knights of justice and that’s when things start to get even more hilariously stupider than they already were!
“The actors are great, the jokes are crude and hilarious, the violence is present at unexpected moments, and the entertainment makes you insatiable. I wanted more and didn’t want the movie to end.” – Simon Rother, Horror-Movies.ca
In the event of you deciding to not suck and be cool instead and thus planning to come and see New Kids Turbo! just be prepared for the following: blood, car crashes, full frontal male nudity, two particular words said more in this movie than perhaps any other movie in movie history, bloody wounds, a Nazi, vehicular homicide, dogs with overbites, kickboxing world champion Peter Aerts, beer, stupid scooters, a budgetary intermission, a Quick Change reference…I think, explosions, epic mullets, more blood, more beer, pregnant woman sex and truly a whole lot fuggin’ more!!
NEW KIDS TURBO! will start at 7:30 PM on Thursday, May 1st at the CAROLINA CINEMAS CROWNPOINT on 9630 Monroe Rd. Tickets are available online at www.movietickets.com. You can also purchase tickets at the Crownpoint Box Office for $10 general admission and $5 for CFS members. For more information about screenings, press information, movie times and ticket cost, contact us by email ([email protected]) or visit us on Facebook (facebook.com/backalleyfilmseries) and Twitter (@backalleyfilm). You can also learn more about The BACK ALLEY FILM SERIES by visiting our website at www.backalleyfilmseries.com.
As always, we appreciate any help spreading the word for this screening. We don’t want anyone to miss the limited screening of this film in Charlotte. See you May 1st!!
“If you have the stomach for chaotic, politically incorrect comedy this movie comes highly recommended.” – Ard Vijn, Twitch Film
